The Truth Behind “Minions”

The Didler
2 min readJul 19, 2022

Minions! Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names, Dave, Carl, oh, that one is Norbit. He is an idiot. They all share the same goal: To serve the most despicable master around.” — Narrator

If you’re anything like me, a person whose entire existence involves around breathing the web, then surely, you’ve heard of a fairly old, infamous conspiracy theory that spiraled the web a couple years back, that presentably to this day never seems to really go away.

Minions!

You know the adorable, small yellow creatures shaped in the form of a pill capsule (Wikipedia) from the 2010 film ‘Despicable Me’.

Minions… These guys right here

are actually said to be based off Jewish children that were adopted, tortured, and experimented on by Nazis scientist during WWII due to their lack of being able to speak German.

Inside this theory it is said that the scientists would use these young children to test out a poisonous gas known as Cyclone B (given the suit) and that their high-pitched screams from these cruel experiments is just another representation of why their voices are so…

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