The Truth Behind “Minions”

Minions! Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names, Dave, Carl, oh, that one is Norbit. He is an idiot. They all share the same goal: To serve the most despicable master around.” — Narrator

If you’re anything like me, a person whose entire existence involves around breathing the web, then surely, you’ve heard of a fairly old, infamous conspiracy theory that spiraled the web a…